Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

Very productive week hell yeah really ticking stuff off the list

New ClickEngineer site is gonna launch soon, v happy. Annoyingly w33d has hit its first road bump, T1 supplier no longer sell into the UK which is so shit I could cry. But we move, solution is to buy straight from source or get my hands on a Spanish company and use a forwarding address. W33d site is 90% done but the last 10% is taking 90% of the time. The legal stuff is very complicated but I think I’ve found a solution. We’ve gotta make it known that it’s illegal to grow cannabis in the UK, or trading standards will put a hit out on me and NCA will kick down my mum’s door. So, I’m just going to rip the piss out of the law on it. I’ll tick every box but make it almost ironic.

“Cannabis is illegal. But their seeds, well they’re perfectly legal so we’re trusting you won’t put it in the soil provided and water it daily.”

Still no haircut. It’s ugly but I kinda like it. Feels nice.

Saw a shooting star about an hour ago, very clear night. It was crazy long. I think the longer the light the closer it is to Earth? I’ll have to look that up.

I’m eating loads of olives which brings me to how tf do they get the cheese/pepper inside the thing?? I hope to god it isn’t a human oh fuck fuck that I can’t be having a human touch my slippy slimy olives. It’s a machine, just googled it. A pitting and stuffing machine.

Someone, not me, should compare the density of olive pips against known drugs bc a pitting and stuffing machine would be a great little way to import say champagne MDMA under the radar.

I’m gonna get wine drunk and write some shitty code