Clockwork bitch

It’s me again.

Why do I put the year in the date? I will have launched on this domain by 2022 and I can’t imagine I’m keeping any of this bollocks… I’ll keep them or this rant won’t make sense.

We have a F2F CE meeting this weekend, one that I’m supposed to be organising it but I get mega bored with the whole booking meeting rooms and stuff like that so Andrea has taken the lead, perfect. CE homepage has been built, all ready to go – let’s just hope Luke can bolt it onto the backend. W33d homepage has been started, for the second time now :( Managed to delete the original, it looked fucking sick. Not as good as this one thought. Eleanor was right. This shit is turning into a blog.

In other news, Bezos just went into space with his bro, an old lady and some rich kid. Truly a huge step for mankind lol. Weirdly the anonymous bidder who bought a seat didn’t go, the ticket was passed onto the rich kid. So here’s the thing, and there’s always a fucking thing with me because nothing ever makes sense to me. I wish I could just read the news and believe that shit, just sit happy knowing shit went down exactly how they say. Urg, anyway. The anonymous bidder won the seat into space offering to pay £19.8 Million. A lot of money, but not a huge amount for a trip into space. He never ended up going because of that they are calling a ‘timing conflict’. WHO THE FUCK BUYS A TICKET INTO SPACE AND BACKS OUT BECAUSE THEY’RE BUSY THAT DAY these people are mad, I swear. Of course, I don’t believe that for a second. My two theories. Multi-millionaires often come with age, so either the guy/gal was too old or Bezos didn’t like the look of them. It would be very suiting to some drugged up Drug Lord to buy up the ticket for Bezos to then go ‘there is no way in hell I’m flying this prick into space’. Long story short it defo wasn’t a scheduling conflict.

And Bezos brother, what a fucking life. Awkward family meals though. I wonder what he does??? Gimme a minute. Mark Bezos, okay so he doesn’t do much. An early investor in Amazon, no shit, Jeff is the older bro, which is funny because the younger is usually the successful one. Mark has lots of money and does fuck all, sounds like he’s doing what I’d do. Which is bollocks tbh, if I had that type of money I’d be taking over the fucking world. Sounds like he’s lazy.

Oh btw Richard Branson will fly you there for £300,000, his isn’t as cool though.