i'm the tenth dentist

The thing with roaming around is no bed, no shower. I’m not much of an online dating guy, isn’t my style BUT tinder does have its uses. So I’m a mess yeah my hairs all over the place I look like a refugee if I was a dog they’d make one of those YouTube videos about me where they take it to the vet and get it sorted out and at the end you see it running around happy af. Every now and then I download tinder, post pictures of my fucked up hair n stuff with the name matt needs a shower and you’d be surprised how many people are so down for it. Means wherever I am, as long as theres a caring, horny 20 something year old in the area – I’m in. I offer the few services I provide like changing batteries in smoke alarms and snapping an apple in 2 with my hands and that’s usually enough. Plus if they have a dog fucking bonus, win win win I’m telling ya really butters my toast