lay on the floor, cat lay on my chest.
I’m stroking him, telling him how good his life is. How he’ll never have a mortgage, never crash a car, never break someone’s heart, he’s never been broke and how he’s completely oblivious to all of this. Ignorant bliss.
Which got me thinking, with the universe having infinite possibilities and all, maybe somewhere there’s a being that would lie on the floor and I curl up on their chest, for them to scratch my head and tell me how easy my life is compared to theirs.
Telling me stuff like I’ll never forget to top up my intergalactic travel card, I’ll never have to pay Milkyway Tax, I’ve never had to have a neurogenic sonic transmitter installed in my spine, how I get my oxygen for free, how my life is easy beyond belief. Ignorant bliss.
So idk why I stress about stuff, in the grand scheme of things, I’m the cat.
imagine having a stress like that, like losing something on the universal equivalent of the tube
It’d go something like this. I should make a galaxy tube map, brb
hey Mr Musk well here’s the thing, I was heading over to Axiona-5 this morning for a bag of those bagels from Galaxi MegaMart, you know the ones ;)
Anyway, so I take the Space X line from Earth to A-(8) and swap onto the Bypass to PrimeStar, save a bit of time, then back onto Space X, 1 stop to Axiona-5. Somewhere along the way, I lost my Travel Card so I didn’t get to tap out back at Earth and now I’m gonna be charged for a full day of intergalactic travel when I only really went like 3,000 lightyears? You know?
Plus the photo on my card, the stupid droid took it when I had my eyes closed so it’ll be hard to prove it’s my card? I have a picture, I’ll put it below.
So yeah I could do without being charged for the day-pass because well I ain’t a billionaire plus a new Travel Card would be nice.
Thanks,
Matty