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Baseball is good, baseball is big.

I enjoy sport as a general rule of thumb, that without it I would be bullied again like in Year 7. The most fun I’ve had watching sport was women’s football in London.

Americans do it all differently. This was a big match something something Yankees need to win something something playoffs something something home run.

Let’s get right down to it

  1. There is no dog that collects the bats. That was one team who put a video online of their mascot. Now, that wasn’t the sole reason I wanted to attend but finding that out from the girl next to me, yeah that came at a considerable cost to my motivation for the game.
  2. For every 1 player who actually gets a bat or a big glove, there are 15 old out of their prime coaches just hanging around.
  3. It is long as fuck. There is no half time, I got laughed at for asking.
  4. One of the batters was wearing his glasses. I am a fellow specs supporter but I know the occasions that are best left to contact lenses. He looked like The Flash.
  5. There are 3 metro trains you can take to the stadium. The B, D and 4. I use the 4. They had this cartoon of the trains racing to the stadium. Sponsored by MasterCard. If your train wins, you cheer. 4 won, so I clapped. GET IN SON THATS MY LAD THIS GUY KNOWS THE TRACKS I CANNOT WAIT TO GIVE MASTERCARD MORE MONEY
  6. A beer costs 16 quid.
  7. For 16 quid, I want the dog.

I did not set this car on fire.