lazy lester

Stick with me whilst I show you how one guy can live on a single sleep cycle a night. The lad on my cig pack looks better shape than me. US are out of Afghanistan, who’d have thunk it. We say out, but the CIA are still deeply embedded in the runnings of that nation. I mean it’s damage protection, who can blame them. I wanna be a spy pls and thank you.

Also on the funeral note, I want like all kids of religious members, just to cover all bases. I don’t want to be rooting for the wrong religion. It’d be embarrassing showing up at Gods door with a foam hand that has ‘MUSLIM’ in capitals printed up the side, he’d be like yo wrong guy and I’d be like well same guy tbh but we can agree to disagree. Heaven for me would be a world with no coins. Although I’ve been relying heavily on the coin flip for big decisions these days. I just can’t do change in the pocket anymore, isn’t natural. Gave my wallet to joe so now my shit just stays in my pocket. Aim of the game is to merge wallets and phones, I shouldn’t have to carry both that’s mad and I know I can get my cards on my phone but that isn’t what I’m getting at. One card, for all. A credit account that bills your card but you get to choose which account it leaves from later in the day. I don’t know wtf I’m moaning about I’m sure you can already get these and tbh it wouldn’t be hard to have one set up okay rant over I’ll add that to my to-do list.

IKEA delivery is good but could be better. They use a third party courier, which means they advertise orders and any man with a certified van can collect the order and deliver it, almost on a piece-rate basis. Now that’s all well and good, it’s fast, somewhat reliable and means they only pay delivery costs when it’s needed. But there’s no personal service. No IKEA training, it just isn’t the IKEA way.

Heat sealer showed up, can’t believe I nearly paid £70 for this thing. Thank the lord for Chinese labour laws.