Radio alarm clicks on
Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and lows of 10.
Before we continue with morning announcements would the quick response team please report to the kitchen and tend to a high pressure water leak as it appears your father is not a plummer. I repeat, your father is not and never has been a plummer.
dashes out of bed
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