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i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com

eBay is just B-TEC Amazon

i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them

what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird baths with boiling water but you’re pouring cold on your chest to simulate a heart attack, fuck why do i do this shit to myself

the NCA busted a fishing vessel with what they’re saying is close to a tonne of cocaine. from the pics they’ve published i’m seeing 17 bricks at 1kg each. I really hope they aren’t trying to play off 20 kilo as 1000. the columbians produce just over 85% of global, at just under 2,000 tons a year. Thats 0.05% seized under the NCA which is A DROP IN THE FUCKING OCEAN THAT IS FLOODING EUROPE YOU LOT NEED TO UP YOUR FUCKING GAME THE ONLY ADVERT NEEDED FOR THE SUCCESSES OF THE TRADE IS YOUR INADEQUACY

I have no doubt these are hard working men and women but fuck they’re woefully outnumbered in this one. At this point i’d quit publishing your busts, just work in the dark. Too much info can be collected from those silly articles. You posted the Reg of the fucking boat you seized, which is tracked by the Maritime Service and for £2 a month someone, not me but someone like me, can see which container ship they rocked up next to at 3am to then bring this shit back to the mainland and where that tanker came from. A couple dodgy emails later to the agency that supply the boat with crew someone, not me, could have a list of all the crew who likely facilitated that transaction. Believe it or not this sort of trade doesn’t halt at the threat of capture, so that boat will stay afloat and continue to trade with your glowing advertisement suggesting they’re the ones to reach out to if you’re looking to trade because I can guaran fucking tee you they’re moving more than the 0.05 you got your silly little mittens on.

Also it doesn’t take a genius to postpone a trade if theres a HMS Aircraft carrier floating by?????

Thats it, rant over

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