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  • mouse

    M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

  • Abba

    Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that…

  • Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends.…

  • spud

    I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today.…

  • what

    M##### didn’t know women could get Aids. ‘Only men can…

  • Like a pro

    I think I had a panic attack last night. I…

  • notepad

    Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he…