M#####.
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Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I…
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mouse
M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel
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Abba
Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that…
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Morals shmorals
me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends.…
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spud
I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today.…
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what
M##### didn’t know women could get Aids. ‘Only men can…
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Like a pro
I think I had a panic attack last night. I…
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I need
I need something to believe in. Man has always been…
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what-not
Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all…
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notepad
Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he…
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Mouse bed
I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised…
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rich in vitamin me
Who’s the dancing queen? I’m the dancing queen. Fuck the…
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olives
Scotland offered a life I could live, but my coat…