people try and bribe you with cash but I swear, a discreetly offered pack of rainbow drops and i’m anyones
you can’t put a price on unexpected rainbow drops. put your money away mate, head for the corner shop and pick me up something I can work with
you know what i’m saying?
amateurs
I dated a girl when I was a kid and made the bad move of telling her i liked magic stars. Just in passing you know, nothing serious. she took that and ran with it. interpreted that shit as my go to sweet so movie snacks, car snacks, any snacks she bought- fucking magic stars. and they’re not even that good. I should have just owned up to it, told her straight
“Listen Amy, I don’t even like magic stars, they’re shit. I said I liked them once, stop buying me magic stars fuck sake. i blame myself. if i knew it would be this integral to our relationship i would have prepared but one comment come on let a man off”
But i didn’t, because human nature can be a bitch and i didn’t wanna hurt her feelings. Just took it to the grave and ate the damn stars. should have mentioned it when we broke up
“thanks for the snacks, they were shit”