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Chimps don’t want to speak English, we’d end up giving them jobs.

Mina pregnant. On her first appointment for the shall I sharnt I clinic there was a magazine called ‘Mama Academy’

Roasted sugar nuts are the tits. The only way I can get my hands on a whole bunch would be to have the guy drag his wagon to my wedding. So I need to sort that, I need to get married. For the nuts.

Went to fav pizza spot, all 4 Mexican employees were high as a kite. This is why I go for pizza at 2am, it’s also likely why they’re open until 4am.

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