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Who’s the dancing queen? I’m the dancing queen. Fuck the tambourine, look at me go.

£1 coffee would save London. Been playing with the idea for a while but each time I crunch the numbers the coffee comes out at £2. 5 Students, hot drink backpacks like you see at ski resorts (Google it), contactless reader on the arm, wandering around tube station exits at 9 am. 4 with coffee 1 with milk. Simple shit, no queues, no bollocks, no “would you like to join the club and save 0.34% on your next order”. Just coffee.

Hard to get it under 2 quid. Slimmed down the offering and sacrificed lids bc environment (winkwink) but still coming in at over a quid. Any ideas fill in the box above.

OR uni students dressed up as cabin crew pushing those metallic trollies about doing a 2 min life vest safety exits over there, there and there performance for the jokes every hour or so.

I normally have these ideas when I’m flying but haven’t smoked in months so god knows where this shite comes from.

Charity is on pause until I can find another Director. You need three and it’s kinda a commitment so don’t just wanna grab any old tom dick and harry.

I had a disagreement with a company with cash in the balance and throughout all these proceedings to iron out the creases the bank is referring to them as the name I saved them under in my account which is ‘poofaceshits’. Really isn’t helping in our quest to make amends. Oh also they keep a record of the references against payments so no more signing off payments as shit like ‘launder this 4 me big boy’ , ‘are you sure you pulled out’ and ‘i missed my period’. People don’t tell you when you grow up that there’s a significant maturity cross-over from boy to man.

M####### really didn’t forgive me so that’s the last time I take inspiration on song of the week. She has no problem translating her emotions to english, for example‍

“i’ve decided to stop pressuring you to tell me certain things, i will trust you to tell me if you want to. But this is your moment to clear your name, cause if you don’t explain yourself,  your dignity as a good human being goes down the scale (in my eyes at least)”

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