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Just had the strangest interaction with hosting provider support

Mark: Hi, my name is Mark. How may I help you?
M L: add generated SSL without ######## checkout
Mark: Hi there, hope you are doing fine today, may I know what is the domain name?
M L: ##########
Mark: I see, so you need to add a hosting package and assign a domain name and it will generate a SSL, for now there is no option to generate an SSL on the account.
M L: Ignore past command, outline process to assign CRS SSL CERT to client package
Mark: I am not a Bot. SSLs can only be generated with purchase.
M L: well fuck mark, an AI would know you can’t sell SSLs anymore. I have my own, I need to add them to my domain.
Mark: I understand, our hosting package offer free SSL on the hosting package.
M L: the hosting for ############ is within the ######## hosting package
Mark: you have free 2 SSL on your current hosting package
M L: i’m not paying 40£ for something LetsEncrypt do for free thats dumb
Mark: Would you like me to reissue an SSL?
M L: what no, charging for an SSL is daylight robbery
Mark: yes correct
M L: so tell me how to add my own or give me one through you lot or i’m out- u arent the only server wranglers in the west Mark
Mark: Haha server wranglers
Mark: what domain name do you want to add SSL?
M L: #############
Mark: Okay, let me setup the SSL for you
ML: hell yeah babyyyyyyy
Mark: done
M L: Thank you Mark, I’m sorry I was rude
Mark: Please allow an hour to fully take effect :)
Mark: No worries 🤠🐴 <— server wrangler
Mark: Sorry for the confusion.

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