So glad Osama Bin Ladin didn’t have access to the Internet during his 5 years break.
Welcome to speedy suicides, our first guest is Matt from Derbyshire. Tell me a little about yourself Matt… “Can we just start” “Hahaaa” and up against Matt is Hannah, from Warwickshire I believe? “I don’t want to die” crying
Awesome. For our viewers at home, the game is simple. First heartbeat to hit zero points to audience “Is the Hero”. Feel free to use anything you find here in the studio, on your marks, get set, GO
Matt turns, grabs a knife off the table, positions it behind his neck, slaps it home winning the game, pan over and hannah has hung herself, wiggling like a fish. Clearly going to die but without winning the game.
Christ thats morbid