How many sugars someone has in their tea is the truest sign of British Sanity available. I’ll do a graph
My little cousin (5) and her friend came over yesterday after school because they were locked outa their house. They start taking off their shoes and I’m like ‘Nah don’t worry about ya shoes’ and then I realise these are kids so I’m like ‘actually nah take them off, you’re kids, you haven’t earned the right yet. COME ON, HIP HOP HIP HOP one-two one-two, let’s go little people’.
I turn into the Gestapo or something ha
I need a guinea pig to eat my scraps. I used to have one when I was a kid, I could just hand him veg scraps and the dude was in heaven. But now I’m cleaning up, looking around for a small animal to feed, to no avail. The closest thing I have to a pet is the bin :( And he doesn’t munch the scraps he just kinda swallows them, no fun.
I clean the bath before I have a bath, just a quick spray and scrub. Dawned on me yesterday that the bath and I have a strange mutual relationship in that I clean him, then he cleans me. The good ol’ give and take.
Next door set up CCTV cameras on their exterior walls yesterday, almost like they were motivated by my last post. My only issue is I’m 90% sure one of them can see straight into my kitchen and observe me panfrying broccoli at 2 am. They’re HIKVISON 4 MP ColorVu Human Detection Fixed Turret Network Cameras which often have the default user and pass so this should be easy peazy lemons to see if naked broccoli time can continue undetected – as much as I love my body these days.
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