Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap his body
in newspaper and carry him to the museum.
But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother. It is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
as he stares into the sky, there are
twice as many stars as usual.
- Laura Gilpin
one of you lot read the blog at silly early hours in the morning, go to bed ffs
I’ve been away for a while, It’s not a bad thing, if anything it’s good.
I’m writing loads. Problem is once I’ve written some weird shit for a couple of hours it promotes itself from blog material to screenplay material so I’ve got thousands of words I can’t bring myself to post due to the conflict of interest.
Doing a lot more hacker boy shite. My latest interests are Russian dating sites, promoting Eastern women to the masses of fat American Western men.
Now, sleazy low-level dating sites are often hosted abroad and have close to no online protection so it takes less than an hour to find a few open ports and see what they’re really up to. Look through their bins, reveal their sins sort of thing. Most of them act as a pretty strong way for Eastern women to secure American marriage visas. The whole find a gorgeous woman, bring her to America for marriage and the state offers them a long-term stay. American Visas are pretty valuable these days.
The more I look the more obvious that there are two distinct sides to this coin. One being a catalyst for visa offerings and the other being a direct line into American life. I place my IP in Russia and sign up as a ‘woman’ and oh my life, the number of American men looking for love, chasing the ‘unicorn’ as I’m calling it is mindblowing. Now, a low-level developer could host a site like this for profit and make a quick buck but an agency, a workforce of developers could build this online net for military-age western men and scoop them up in a matter of days.
I came across one with more protection than it really needed, I spent all night trying to get into this thing. Like silly protection, but completely off the books, in the dark. I can’t place this thing on a map, it’s driving me nuts. You log in and it’s scary how many men are willing to lay down money to meet me, Maria, a sexy Russian lady with a passion for travel. Chasing the unicorn man, they spare no expense.
Back to the agency, not only do these people have access to data they really shouldn’t, they control a sure-fire way of getting people into America, it’s almost like they’ve weaponised love. You could send over 10-15 agents a month ready to ‘fall in love’ and they’d disappear into the population in a flash. LEGALLY.
I’m gonna keep poking it, somethings gotta give. No server is impenetrable but if I disappear this’ll be why. It’s like that time I was convinced the Dominos franchise was a front for the Russian Secret Service. I haven’t closed the book on that yet but the pizzas good and they pay their taxes so I’ll leave em’ be.
The whole thing reminds me of Hydra Market – RIP. An online drug market which dominated Russia for years. Things were just going too well for that thing, drug markets are often live for 2 years then an agency takes them down but Hydra was up for ages and I swear to god that server was overseen by a person of power in Russia, someone to swat away the international agency flies.
That’s enough Russia stuff.
WiFi Enabled CCTV is super easy to jump into meaning if you have a company’s IP address you can kinda side step into their controls. There’s a company in Wisconsin, USA that has been struggling big time and investors all over the world, me included, are worried they’ve stopped production, which will result in their stock plummeting yada yada which is no good. To get a better look I jumped into their CCTV to check out if any trucks are coming and going, any sign at all that they aren’t about to fold. Sadly there was none BUT silver lining, I found myself in the CCTV next door ITS A BLOODY MONKEY FACILITY so I spent all night watching them fuck about. I’m very invested now, more so than I am in the company next door so I’ll link the camera below.
Just a heads up, they turn off cameras when the monkeys are asleep. Oh also click the bottom right-hand square button and it gives you the controls, also top left, change the size and quality improves.
How – fucking – cute
When i’m a dad my kids are going to be like can we go to the zoo and I’ll be like nah we’ll just pull up their CCTV, do it from home. Actually fuck that, I love the zoo.
Listening to a lot of opera these days. I’m stood in Co-op with Pagliacci blasting through my headphones and I fucking cried man tears were in my eyes, it really gets to me.
cry with me