Tumble dryer

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Dear bouncing barrel of warm air, we don’t need you environmentally friendly. If I wanted dry clothes in 2 hours i’d have Rufus lie on them. Our old dryer nuked clothes. I’m saying 30 mins and the full load, done. We moved and had to get rid of it, pretty sure it went against the Geneva Convention but still, clothes dryer than a Nuns Pussy. I’m sorry, that sort of language really isn’t like me, I don’t know what came over me. Maybe it was Jesus Christ? Og shit, I better grab a pregnancy test.

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