US Assimilation Test Revision Group

“Can you walk down the street without a coffee?”
“Yes, but it’ll be assumed you’re looking for coffee”
“So, like, a Starbucks?”
“Sure! But if you’re seen outside a Starbucks without coffee, you must enter. If not, the jig is up.”
“What about if I bring a coffee from home?”
“All depends on the cup. A mug can be used locally, no more than a block from your home. This gives an air of wealth, especially at the park. But limit yourself to before 9am, this’ll nod to a structured routine. A no brand disposable is tricky. If you live down town with new coffee shops turning up daily, you’re fine. But if you live a little more upscale, it’ll be assumed you’ve just left your hotel. Not something to be carried to the shops and certainly not the school run. Branded is your best bet, but if you’re reusing from a few days ago make sure you aren’t spotted leaving your house. Best practice is to keep it in your car if you have one.”
“What about a thermos?”
“What the fuck is that?”