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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I…
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dominos
Theres been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago.…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want…
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wood louce mafia
I laid a load of self levelling compound which long story short goes really flat and makes a bumpy surface smooth. A wood louice seems to have waded into it,…
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The message
It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if…
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mongoos
I don’t love that J## can use a 4-part metaphor to give a full rundown and summary of his whole life. “So there’s this car yeah, and i’m driving“ Ah…
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Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships…
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Me and O### had beans on pancakes for tea, surprisingly good. A little like a hotel buffet breakfast when your beans make friends with your little pancakes on the plate…
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ssh into my heart
for £4,207 / month google will do you a mammoth Virtual Machine with 96 vCPUs – 45GiB Ram and 8 NVIDIA GPUs for an extra 22 grand / month they’ll…