• Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill

    Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages…


  • Soup

    Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships…


  • 01100010 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011

    Me and O### had beans on pancakes for tea, surprisingly good. A little like a hotel buffet breakfast when your beans make friends with your little pancakes on the plate…


  • ssh into my heart

    for £4,207 / month google will do you a mammoth Virtual Machine with 96 vCPUs – 45GiB Ram and 8 NVIDIA GPUs for an extra 22 grand / month they’ll…


  • PictoChat

    I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it…


  • Cotton

    I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making…


  • feng shway

    I’ve been coding bots all day there’s a slight crossover between the dumbest AIs and the smartest humans, which is accounted for That film, The Beach, with young titanic where…


  • MATU 696488 5

    God it’s been a minute how many Mississippi’s was that? too many. I write all this junk in my notebooks, they then get transferred on mass to the site. So…


  • Title

    Every Fairytale needs a villain. Don’t love that it’s me.


  • wasps

    Listening to Iain Banks Desert Island Discs makes me love him even more. What a humble individual. Sue Lawley is a master interrupter. She’s good though. Needed. Here’s a choon…