• Calculated Confusion

    For the past two weeks i’ve been away from my usual residence. This was a short notice affair and has had me away from my books for longer than expected.…


  • brandy Melbourne

    This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. Waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I…


  • dominos

    There’s been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago.…


  • Ah la Cafe

    No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want…


  • wood louce mafia

    I laid a load of self levelling compound which long story short goes really flat and makes a bumpy surface smooth. A wood louice seems to have waded into it,…


  • The message

    It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if…


  • Soup

    Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships…


  • 01100010 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011

    Me and O### had beans on pancakes for tea, surprisingly good. A little like a hotel buffet breakfast when your beans make friends with your little pancakes on the plate…


  • PictoChat

    I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it…


  • Cotton

    I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making…