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Abba
Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that Alaska wasn’t an island, she was looking at a map very closely tracing her finger over the Gulf of Mexico…
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drone go boom
they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly…
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bird
i’ll write more soon, having an off week some days you feel like girl staring down the barrel eating fries, other days you’re protected identity bird detained by dutch police…
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sunday
My nightmare last night had Joe and Francis persuade me to climb the side of a football stadium, which I did, shaking like fuck, each hand grasping the rung of…
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Morals shmorals
me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends…
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can-saw
My dad told me over hotel breakfast that he thinks he has cancer. Mouth full of all-you-can-eat scrambled eggs I paused to say fuck? This was hands down the best…
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lil M
Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from…
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American Air
F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man…
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shug
Somethings off. I finished a big book. A book that took me 2 whole months to complete. It’s not 2 months of words, just a lifetime of emotion crammed into…
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spud
I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today. Acrylics make a mess and I am tidy these days. Me and M##### are friends. Today, I called her Spud.