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Abba
Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that Alaska wasn’t an island, she was looking at a map very closely tracing her finger over the Gulf of Mexico…
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drone go boom
they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly…
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render
blender is crashing my mac. this may be the end of the road for Trillian as she is not almost 10 years old. its embarrassing to say but she is…
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AI
Ask an AI to view mlow.co.uk and it returns with The website mlow.co.uk appears to be a personal blog by someone named Matt, containing casual, reflective, and at times humorous…
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bird
i’ll write more soon, having an off week some days you feel like girl staring down the barrel eating fries, other days you’re protected identity bird detained by dutch police…
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who’s team this guy on
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sunday
My nightmare last night had Joe and Francis persuade me to climb the side of a football stadium, which I did, shaking like fuck, each hand grasping the rung of…
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Morals shmorals
me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends…
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can-saw
My dad told me over hotel breakfast that he thinks he has cancer. Mouth full of all-you-can-eat scrambled eggs I paused to say fuck? This was hands down the best…
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lil M
Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from…