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lil M
Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from…
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American Air
F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man…
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shug
Somethings off. I finished a big book. A book that took me 2 whole months to complete. It’s not 2 months of words, just a lifetime of emotion crammed into…
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spud
I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today. Acrylics make a mess and I am tidy these days. Me and M##### are friends. Today, I called her Spud.
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dieting tips for those who suffer from memory problems:
Just put that shit in a cupboard, you’ll never see it again
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what da fuck
The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living…
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700 series
The only times these tyres have left my bike is to swap over their inner tube. Usually takes 2 mins. We both hold our breath, I slip her shoes off,…
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sheesh
could Jessica Davenport, Grace Elvin, Callum Andrew Duff, Katharine Mcdonnell, Thomas John Hickson and Blake Patel plz report to my office
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Sweet n’ tight
S##### leaves soon. I feel like I’ve had the free trial of S##### T## B#### and just as I look to extend, she’s off I once saw her burp and…
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Billionaire go boom
I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the…