• lil M

    Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from…


  • American Air

    F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man…


  • shug

    Somethings off. I finished a big book. A book that took me 2 whole months to complete. It’s not 2 months of words, just a lifetime of emotion crammed into…


  • spud

    I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today. Acrylics make a mess and I am tidy these days. Me and M##### are friends. Today, I called her Spud.


  • dieting tips for those who suffer from memory problems:

    Just put that shit in a cupboard, you’ll never see it again


  • what da fuck

    The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living…


  • 700 series

    The only times these tyres have left my bike is to swap over their inner tube. Usually takes 2 mins. We both hold our breath, I slip her shoes off,…


  • sheesh

    could Jessica Davenport, Grace Elvin, Callum Andrew Duff, Katharine Mcdonnell, Thomas John Hickson and Blake Patel plz report to my office


  • Sweet n’ tight

    S##### leaves soon. I feel like I’ve had the free trial of S##### T## B#### and just as I look to extend, she’s off I once saw her burp and…


  • Billionaire go boom

    I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the…