• sunday

    My nightmare last night had Joe and Francis persuade me to climb the side of a football stadium, which I did, shaking like fuck, each hand grasping the rung of…


  • Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends…


  • can-saw

    My dad told me over hotel breakfast that he thinks he has cancer. Mouth full of all-you-can-eat scrambled eggs I paused to say fuck? This was hands down the best…


  • lil M

    Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from…


  • pfft


  • American Air

    F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man…


  • .m

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  • fuf

    kitchen foil has plastic? What the fuck? nearly burnt kitchen to ground and gaff stinks


  • 2 mesatrin and half a pepazol please

    Dungeons and dragons for the: Shits Goth girls Ritalin


  • Yoko Oh no she didn’t

    I didn’t get a 1 month token, they’d ran out. Which is fine i guess? I joked i’d just take a handful of 1 weeks but i’m still kind of…