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sunday
My nightmare last night had Joe and Francis persuade me to climb the side of a football stadium, which I did, shaking like fuck, each hand grasping the rung of…
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Morals shmorals
me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends…
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can-saw
My dad told me over hotel breakfast that he thinks he has cancer. Mouth full of all-you-can-eat scrambled eggs I paused to say fuck? This was hands down the best…
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lil M
Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from…
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pfft
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American Air
F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man…
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.m
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fuf
kitchen foil has plastic? What the fuck? nearly burnt kitchen to ground and gaff stinks
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2 mesatrin and half a pepazol please
Dungeons and dragons for the: Shits Goth girls Ritalin
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Yoko Oh no she didn’t
I didn’t get a 1 month token, they’d ran out. Which is fine i guess? I joked i’d just take a handful of 1 weeks but i’m still kind of…