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God innit
Dear Diary, Today Gosia requested I not ‘corrupt’ the Jehovah’s Witness we work with. I don’t know who the hell this woman thinks I am.
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Latvia
I stopped writing. God knows why, just wasn’t the time for it. I venture off in search of greener pastures and always return to this silly little notebook. A### is…
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Cute names for the daughter I doubt i’ll have
Felicity Agnes Agatha
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Joe quote
“I’ll do whatever you want, as long as I get to be with #### for the rest of my life”
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US Assimilation Test Revision Group
“Can you walk down the street without a coffee?” “Yes, but it’ll be assumed you’re looking for coffee” “So, like, a Starbucks?” “Sure! But if you’re seen outside a Starbucks…