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No. 1
The look of loveeeeeee, the rush of bloooooooodThe She’s with me is the Gallic shruuuuuug Spite playlists are my new favourite affliction All’s fair in love and whatever this is
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In Loving Memory of Matthew Low
Matthew Low 1999 – 2025 The beloved short story author, accidental entrepreneur, and self-declared “threlanthrapist” Matthew Low has tragically died at age 25 while rescuing a boat full of orphans…
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Calculated Confusion
For the past two weeks i’ve been away from my usual residence. This was a short notice affair and has had me away from my books for longer than expected.…
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6 quid
I’m so close to falling asleep but I’m thinking about this stupid memory of this lifeguard and this drowning kid. Those big inflatable courses they put in pools for kids,…
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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I…
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dominos
Theres been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago.…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want…
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wood louce mafia
I laid a load of self levelling compound which long story short goes really flat and makes a bumpy surface smooth. A wood louice seems to have waded into it,…
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The message
It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if…
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mongoos
I don’t love that J## can use a 4-part metaphor to give a full rundown and summary of his whole life. “So there’s this car yeah, and i’m driving“ Ah…