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Calculated Confusion
For the past two weeks i’ve been away from my usual residence. This was a short notice affair and has had me away from my books for longer than expected.…
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6 quid
I’m so close to falling asleep but I’m thinking about this stupid memory of this lifeguard and this drowning kid. Those big inflatable courses they put in pools for kids,…
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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I…
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dominos
Theres been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago.…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want…
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wood louce mafia
I laid a load of self levelling compound which long story short goes really flat and makes a bumpy surface smooth. A wood louice seems to have waded into it,…
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The message
It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if…
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mongoos
I don’t love that J## can use a 4-part metaphor to give a full rundown and summary of his whole life. “So there’s this car yeah, and i’m driving“ Ah…
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Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships…