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Shuttlecock
Hiding bars of silver in my Mothers bookcase feels weird and is weird but they can’t go with me and the odds of her noticing are slim. I’ve been playing…
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dots and boxes
Found in an old notebook
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paper anniversary
That’s one year folks I plan to get a cake but I don’t have a costco card or car. My plan is to bus it to costco, meet Joe when…
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PR
I’m having to do a bit of work on Matthew Raphael Cammiss Low’s brand reputation. Until i’ve sifted through this stuff it’s staying offline I miss writing this blog but…
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No. 1
The look of loveeeeeee, the rush of bloooooooodThe She’s with me is the Gallic shruuuuuug Spite playlists are my new favourite affliction All’s fair in love and whatever this is
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In Loving Memory
The beloved short story author, accidental entrepreneur, and self-declared “threlanthrapist” Matthew Low has tragically died at age 25 while rescuing a boat full of orphans from a shark attack. In…
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Calculated Confusion
For the past two weeks i’ve been away from my usual residence. This was a short notice affair and has had me away from my books for longer than expected.…
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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. Waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I…
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dominos
There’s been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago.…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want…