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feb
Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.
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Eleanor
E is for Each Day I think about this chick I’m a step closer to putting a revolver between my lips and punching a round through my skull. *Pros* Attractive…
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pewue
Assassin at the dinner table. russian assassin mouth full of food So how do you know John Somebody want him dead, I take job and he talk me out of…
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grape
Friend of friend: i’m not mad but P#### said you bought my OnlyFans Me with mouth full of grapes: i like to support local
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lil red car
Stuart little, kids stood in a line waiting to be adopted. Parents, we’ll take the rat.
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roof
The house is crowded. Not that there are many occupants but this building is made for 3 and there are 4. As the forth, I sleep on the living room…
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bill
MMA is very intimate. Sometimes they’re rolling around on the floor, wrapping their legs around each other and whispering shit in their ear I’m like GET HIM ….. or just…
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dogs
Honey (small dog) is very anxious, she barks at anything so to combat that noise her owner bought a buzzy collar. Don’t freak out, it’s not a shocky collar it…
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bruh
I thought I saw something in you, guess I should wear my goggles more sheesh
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101 reasons to boycott oxygen
Hello ladies and gentlemen My parents used to take us to all sorts of museums when we were kids that I never really had too much of an interest in…