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Life as a Son of Iain
Radio alarm clicks on Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and…
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b
Today I was defeated by a blind. Not the kind with the sticks, a bathroom blind – although I think I’d have had a better chance cutting and hanging a…
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No mole no fee
No mole no fee, And question not will mole or thee, Thy find a squirrel, thy leave it be. Mouses, foxes and little shrews, Are not for me to be…
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feb
Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.
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Eleanor
E is for Each Day I think about this chick I’m a step closer to putting a revolver between my lips and punching a round through my skull. *Pros* Attractive…
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pewue
Assassin at the dinner table. russian assassin mouth full of food So how do you know John Somebody want him dead, I take job and he talk me out of…
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grape
Friend of friend: i’m not mad but P#### said you bought my OnlyFans Me with mouth full of grapes: i like to support local
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lil red car
Stuart little, kids stood in a line waiting to be adopted. Parents, we’ll take the rat.
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roof
The house is crowded. Not that there are many occupants but this building is made for 3 and there are 4. As the forth, I sleep on the living room…
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bill
MMA is very intimate. Sometimes they’re rolling around on the floor, wrapping their legs around each other and whispering shit in their ear I’m like GET HIM ….. or just…