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silly
Rufus whines like a busker. Drops his hat to the ground, holds up in a corner of the house and let’s out a shallow high pitch tune, not unlike a…
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Le Rangé
Best receding hairline i’ve ever seen in my life. – Caitlin
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Tickets plz
Raphael Dislexic would be a good pen name. Train stank of soup, swimming in shitty Cross Country broth
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British transport poolice
First time Caitlin watched one flew over the cuckoos nest was in the TV room of a Mental Institution. This Evernote bollocks is giving me stress, i’m starting to understand why nutters…
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snow
I keep my life so very private from my family and friends. As my drug use increases I’m starting to worry that the support network i once comforted myself with…
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mina
Mina is having dishwasher trouble. She reached out for ways to torture a dishwasher. After some back and fourth she landed on Custard in the water line
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cheese samage
The creators of the only vegetarian lunch option at my father’s local shop are the bakers of bath, supplying me with my much loved cheese and salad sandwiches. The salad…
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Life as a Son of Iain
Radio alarm clicks on Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and…
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b
Today I was defeated by a blind. Not the kind with the sticks, a bathroom blind – although I think I’d have had a better chance cutting and hanging a…
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No mole no fee
No mole no fee, And question not will mole or thee, Thy find a squirrel, thy leave it be. Mouses, foxes and little shrews, Are not for me to be…