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speed run
I read an article today that made me feel physically sick. I won’t give a full rundown but it involved a strip search of a 15 Year Old girl who…
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passwords
Dana doesn’t abide by the rules of password sharing, you want the password? You’ve gotta earn it. The password is the same as my phone number means taking away the…
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uber
I was quoted £24 for the 7 minute taxi ride from station to hotel. Even got a second opinion when another cabbie saw me refuse the first. “Nah mate, that’s…
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Unwritten Rule of the British Railway
“Don’t be a cunt” – Choo Choo
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Carluccios Man
Meeting Joe or coffee on a wim. Sat down, watched a man sit outside the window, unfold a napkin over his leg, and eat the leftovers from four plates. The…
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US
I realised today whilst packing I don’t own 23KG of anything Leaving to the US “Be Safe” x100 is my dads way of saying “don’t do ####### in New York”…
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Tumble dryer
Dear bouncing barrel of warm air, we don’t need you environmentally friendly. If I wanted dry clothes in 2 hours i’d have Rufus lie on them. Our old dryer nuked…
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Snow storm
My life, since telling my parents about my drug addiction, has become complicated in a cocktail of ways. The main and most prominent issue is their total lack of trust…
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funny stuff
A man is walking through the woods when he finds a suitcase. Curled up under the suitcase are a fox and four cubs. He immediately calls animal control to report…
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c###
Thought I was having a c### OD last night, very puffy face. This game has gotta end