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cat trap
I lost the cat. I can’t find the cat. Did i really lose her if she was never here? She should be here. Where is she? This was the job.…
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The Earplug Diaries
Airports must be hell for autistic people. Everything’s so loud and bright. Wading through the tide of perfume slingers, their scents combining into a curtain like cloud between you and…
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Bab on da bus
The baby on board stickers you see in cars aren’t to have you behave and not honk a sleeping child, they’re for paramedics knowing which vehicle to give attention to…
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speed run
I read an article today that made me feel physically sick. I won’t give a full rundown but it involved a strip search of a 15 Year Old girl who…
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passwords
Dana doesn’t abide by the rules of password sharing, you want the password? You’ve gotta earn it. The password is the same as my phone number means taking away the…
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uber
I was quoted £24 for the 7 minute taxi ride from station to hotel. Even got a second opinion when another cabbie saw me refuse the first. “Nah mate, that’s…
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Unwritten Rule of the British Railway
“Don’t be a cunt” – Choo Choo
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Carluccios Man
Meeting Joe or coffee on a wim. Sat down, watched a man sit outside the window, unfold a napkin over his leg, and eat the leftovers from four plates. The…
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US
I realised today whilst packing I don’t own 23KG of anything Leaving to the US “Be Safe” x100 is my dads way of saying “don’t do ####### in New York”…
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Tumble dryer
Dear bouncing barrel of warm air, we don’t need you environmentally friendly. If I wanted dry clothes in 2 hours i’d have Rufus lie on them. Our old dryer nuked…