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US Assimilation Test Revision Group
“Can you walk down the street without a coffee?” “Yes, but it’ll be assumed you’re looking for coffee” “So, like, a Starbucks?” “Sure! But if you’re seen outside a Starbucks…
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fridge door opposite
Constantly feel like an idiot trying to open the fridge from the wrong side.
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jog on
If you ain’t running, you’re what sucks about America I get the running vibe, i’m sure it happens in London, i’m just not up early enough to see. It’s a…
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subway
The subway stinks. The subway is not called the tube, i’ve been told this three times now. Police radios in the US are loud. Thin coppas run to respond to…
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bad bud
I want to test what’s in these edibles This isn’t weed Is the British government worried we’re all going to go communist? Whoever provides our food and work give us…
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stars
If my girl was an air-traffic controller I’d just tune in all day and admire her work
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eesh
If my future husband gets his clothes from a home delivery virtual fashion service, i’m no longer married. That shit is for gays who don’t have the balls to be…
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cat trap
I lost the cat. I can’t find the cat. Did i really lose her if she was never here? She should be here. Where is she? This was the job.…
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The Earplug Diaries
Airports must be hell for autistic people. Everything’s so loud and bright. Wading through the tide of perfume slingers, their scents combining into a curtain like cloud between you and…
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Bab on da bus
The baby on board stickers you see in cars aren’t to have you behave and not honk a sleeping child, they’re for paramedics knowing which vehicle to give attention to…