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WallE’s mate
Nyc at night sounds like a bunch of foxes on acid. Saw my first cockroach at 3am this morning on the curb. Airport = planestation
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cops
13## Lexington. The binmen come at 2:12am. Saddest part of The Departed is when the guy comes home with fresh bagels and is just shot in the head Cops, i’ve…
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Mama A
Chimps don’t want to speak English, we’d end up giving them jobs. Mina pregnant. On her first appointment for the shall I sharnt I clinic there was a magazine called…
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US Assimilation Test Revision Group
“Can you walk down the street without a coffee?” “Yes, but it’ll be assumed you’re looking for coffee” “So, like, a Starbucks?” “Sure! But if you’re seen outside a Starbucks…
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fridge door opposite
Constantly feel like an idiot trying to open the fridge from the wrong side.
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jog on
If you ain’t running, you’re what sucks about America I get the running vibe, i’m sure it happens in London, i’m just not up early enough to see. It’s a…
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subway
The subway stinks. The subway is not called the tube, i’ve been told this three times now. Police radios in the US are loud. Thin coppas run to respond to…
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bad bud
I want to test what’s in these edibles This isn’t weed Is the British government worried we’re all going to go communist? Whoever provides our food and work give us…
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stars
If my girl was an air-traffic controller I’d just tune in all day and admire her work
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eesh
If my future husband gets his clothes from a home delivery virtual fashion service, i’m no longer married. That shit is for gays who don’t have the balls to be…