• Tree

    If a tree falls in a forest, And if that tree is me, Does my pain stand to reason, If loved ones seldom see? My barks too thin to warm…


  • Notes

    Plug ya headphones into the hoover, shits loud Joe likes teeth in his blowjobs


  • i’m not sad, just suicidal

    Times like this you find yourself wondering if you can even tie a noose? I’m sure any knot will do, this isn’t scouts I don’t need the badge. My curtail…


  • Joe quote

    “I’ll do whatever you want, as long as I get to be with #### for the rest of my life”


  • My Shadow

    Gather my shadow, hold him in my palm, for where we’re off, know not of calm. Hidden in my hold so tight, We venture forth through damaged night. I see…


  • 🙁 sad

    With a diet of self-confidence and esteem, he eats away at every pound of flesh you consider self. Left naked, a skeleton of discard, you pick up what remains and…


  • That man chatted so much shit

    So glad Osama Bin Ladin didn’t have access to the Internet during his 5 years break. Welcome to speedy suicides, our first guest is Matt from Derbyshire. Tell me a…


  • WallE’s mate

    Nyc at night sounds like a bunch of foxes on acid. Saw my first cockroach at 3am this morning on the curb. Airport = planestation


  • cops

    13## Lexington. The binmen come at 2:12am. Saddest part of The Departed is when the guy comes home with fresh bagels and is just shot in the head Cops, i’ve…


  • Mama A

    Chimps don’t want to speak English, we’d end up giving them jobs. Mina pregnant. On her first appointment for the shall I sharnt I clinic there was a magazine called…