• tubby toast

    This is the 100th post on the site. 🙌 ‍ From the time we’re born, our brothers and sisters are our collaborators and co-conspirators, our role models and our cautionary…


  • hit the road, Jack

    My bicycle has 2 wheels and no wings, yet I fly. There’s nothing like a smokable kick up the bum to get the creative juices flowing. Sadly I have zero…


  • rich in vitamin me

    Who’s the dancing queen? I’m the dancing queen. Fuck the tambourine, look at me go. £1 coffee would save London. Been playing with the idea for a while but each…


  • soggy passport

    It’s been a minute Bought a new phone. For a techy guy, there’s nothing I hate more than having to buy a new civilian device. Just bought the best Samsung…


  • No more office job

    I fell into the trap, again. I blame myself, I should have seen this coming. One decent outcome of the last month is my renewed understanding of my own mental…


  • Solar Thoughts

    Why do you stay up so late? In the wee small hours of the morning, nothing is expected of you. Humans are off the clock. It’s overtime, but it’s my…


  • PaperMate

    Dear cute girl in Wilko browsing the same pens as me, I feel like after our brief chat we connected over our shared love for PaperMate FlexGrip pens – they…


  • Energy and Industrial Strategy

    Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen Right now I got to tell you about The fabulous Most groovy bellbottoms Hu Bellbottoms! Hu I’ll start off with 60 odd words…


  • olives

    Scotland offered a life I could live, but my coat isn’t warm enough and job in London so couldn’t stay forever.  One thing I loved about Spain is no one…


  • silly sausage

    Let’s say you’re Gennady Ayvazyan Russian millionaire, worth a few quid and under investigation for various bollocks but soon enough will end up on a sanctioned list, you’ve got a…