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bic lighter
Uh oh, menu without prices – this better be good. Showing your face at a bank, strictly for criminals. I don’t know, I just think half the world has…
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Fraud Flights
Christmas but you can only buy presents off the shopping channel. I love this stuff, you know it’s crazy. All junk but the guy’s all coked up chatting at a…
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cows
One thing I like about me is I only ever have to set one alarm, and I’m up. Does take me an hour to get any clothes on and function…
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tubby toast
This is the 100th post on the site. 🙌 From the time we’re born, our brothers and sisters are our collaborators and co-conspirators, our role models and our cautionary…
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hit the road, Jack
My bicycle has 2 wheels and no wings, yet I fly. There’s nothing like a smokable kick up the bum to get the creative juices flowing. Sadly I have zero…
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rich in vitamin me
Who’s the dancing queen? I’m the dancing queen. Fuck the tambourine, look at me go. £1 coffee would save London. Been playing with the idea for a while but each…
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soggy passport
It’s been a minute Bought a new phone. For a techy guy, there’s nothing I hate more than having to buy a new civilian device. Just bought the best Samsung…
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No more office job
I fell into the trap, again. I blame myself, I should have seen this coming. One decent outcome of the last month is my renewed understanding of my own mental…
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Solar Thoughts
Why do you stay up so late? In the wee small hours of the morning, nothing is expected of you. Humans are off the clock. It’s overtime, but it’s my…
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PaperMate
Dear cute girl in Wilko browsing the same pens as me, I feel like after our brief chat we connected over our shared love for PaperMate FlexGrip pens – they…