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Its straight up suicide
So we’re gonna do it anyway Adios fuckers
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Army bag
As a wee little human, I used to run away, a lot. Here’s me, first day of school. Don’t ask why I had to wear a shirt and tie to…
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flatmate beef
Some of the mates that reside in this flat aren’t mates. And rightly so. To clarify, I’m not the problem; I didn’t bring this beef. The thing with…
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concern
Airports are really becoming the bane of my life. I shouldn’t worry about them, to be honest I wouldn’t call it worry. It’s just concern. I’m concerned that they aren’t…
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I need a pocket pet
You know what I mean, a pet that I can take to the office. Keep him in my pocket, share my lunch with him – all that jazz
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quantum
The MoD has got their hands on a quantum computer, courtesy of our friends over at ORCA Computing. This is a game-changer, yet it isn’t getting too much exposure in…
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Ignorant bliss
lay on the floor, cat lay on my chest. I’m stroking him, telling him how good his life is. How he’ll never have a mortgage, never crash a car,…
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a love story
men cherish compliments like shinies off that show what was it called The Shiny Show – CBeebies sometimes the emotional equivalent of a ball of scrunched up tinfoil…
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cashmoney
I swear long term qualifications like degrees, they’re just a test to see how well you can concentrate on something -trust me I can do this shit but I’m not…
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litter
This shouldn’t make me feel genuine sympathy because we’re talking about a hunk of metal, an object, with no feelings. Satellites are operational (they live) for around 10 years.…