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black coffee
Bought some CBD oil for the dog because if you ask me she needs to chill tf out. Now I’m new to CBD oil but long story short it’s the…
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matty mattress
I’d be a great mattress salesman slaps top of mattress Me: with this baby you’ll never lose a nights sleep again Customer: Me: look how deep this thing is, 8…
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bitch
fuck she stole my Only Fools and Horses stamp collection
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cults
i don’t get the money plate in church just straight up asking for cash, just fill it up and pass that shit on i should have done that as a…
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Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Very productive week hell yeah really ticking stuff off the list New ClickEngineer site is gonna launch soon, v happy. Annoyingly w33d has hit its first road bump, T1 supplier…
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matts top hobbies this year
diamonds – satellites – servers – war crimes
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id like a zeplin for my birthday
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levis jeans
mans got a banana in his back pocketyou can’t mess with a man with a banana in his back pocketboys carry fagsmen carry fruithe’s got a banana in his back…
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blackmailing through giftcards
so you get all the cards you can, all of them, whatever’s left in the market. Visa has databases full of details of who owns what gift card. I buy…
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smh
If I had access to interdimensional travel, I’d move to a new universe, everything the same, a complete duplicate of Planet Earth except Levi’s Jeans are 20 quid. It doesn’t…