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mirrors
I think mirrors are a wholly psychological thing. Like sure you’re seeing a reflection of the light bouncing off a mirror and into your eyes but the second both versions…
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time
Drunk sad matt If I could pause time, I would. I don’t know if we’re the right people for eachother, I don’t think I’ll ever know something like that…
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lazy lester
Stick with me whilst I show you how one guy can live on a single sleep cycle a night. The lad on my cig pack looks better shape than me.…
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The man-made man
I’ve lost a load of my notes Shitty phone updated and lost the decryption key for my old notes. So safe even I can’t get into them and I wrote…
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To do baby
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48,202.98
My short term memory’s gone to shit. Leaving toast in the toaster is the worst thing. Such a simple mistake but filling the kitchen with dark billowing black smoke, accompanied…
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So what’s the key to a successful affair
I’ve never had an affair, never been married. I think it can only be an affair if you’re married to the person you’re screwing over? Let me check. Oh…
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2am – somewhere in amsterdam
Met an Irish girl who called escalators the ‘upscalator’ and ‘downscalator’. I swear that killed me First time I’ve ever regretted not getting someones number I don’t wanna die…
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The Blacklist
Your Internet Protocol. Hello Mr Computer, this is Me, you can call me 193.178.1.140 or root for short. Mr Computer can keep your IP and know what you see, what…
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Go to jail,Go directly to jail,Do not pass go,Do not collect 200
It’s been a minute. Got caught up in a load of stuff. Lost plenty of weight. Normally the biggest indicator for my weight loss is Frag, when he decides I’ve…