matthew low

  • sheesh

    could Jessica Davenport, Grace Elvin, Callum Andrew Duff, Katharine Mcdonnell, Thomas John Hickson and Blake Patel plz report to my office

  • ISO 9362

    Taylor swift gone said the K lady know best so yellow belly back down and rest swift got all the berries, and all the fans so big deal when she…

  • Sweet n’ tight

    S##### leaves soon. I feel like I’ve had the free trial of S##### T## B#### and just as I look to extend, she’s off I once saw her burp and…

  • Billionaire go boom

    I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the…

  • Ah fuck it

    I canny be arsed to recode the blog so i’m going with a 2003 outta the box one click install – this is the tech that brought down the berlin…

  • nervous

    I’m nervous to go to this meeting, not only as it’s host seems to be our lord and saviour, the big lads dad but because it’s the first ounce of…

  • amen

    I’m not here to take sides I will be won to no cause I serve no God or country, I fly no flag.

  • If I had a therapist I’d tell them

    I’m scared to make noise I think I’ve always been a ################ I want to dig a hole and bury myself My full name and address

  • what

    M##### didn’t know women could get Aids. ‘Only men can get aids’.

  • Like a pro

    I think I had a panic attack last night. I was lay in bed and my head and heart were freaking the fuck out. I invited M##### over last minute,…